{"id":12852,"date":"2019-08-23T23:41:31","date_gmt":"2019-08-23T18:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kultur.az\/?p=12852"},"modified":"2019-08-23T23:41:31","modified_gmt":"2019-08-23T18:41:31","slug":"hulya-sezgin-tuhaf-olumler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/?p=12852","title":{"rendered":"H\u00fclya Sezgin – Tuhaf \u00f6l\u00fcmler…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"hulya\"<\/a>Kurban bayram\u0131 ya, bu g\u00fcnlerde \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc \u00e7ok d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr oldum…<\/p>\n

Bunda elbet pek \u00e7ok neden var. Birinci s\u0131rada memleketimin i\u00e7ler ac\u0131s\u0131 durumuna \u00fcz\u00fclmekten ve \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fcm\u00fc payla\u015fmaktan ba\u015fka elimden pek de bir \u015fey gelmiyor ondan… Yani ruh halim sakat…<\/p>\n

\u0130kincisi ise ge\u00e7enlerde ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir yak\u0131n\u0131m\u0131n kay\u0131b\u0131…<\/p>\n

D\u00fcn sohbet edip, kimi zaman dertlesip, kimi zaman da kahkahalarla g\u00fclerken bu g\u00fcn yok, toprak alt\u0131nda!.. Ruhu nereye gitti?\u00a0Ya o koca bir k\u00fct\u00fcphaneye s\u0131\u011fmayacak bilgileri nerede, ne oldu? \u015eimdi beni g\u00f6r\u00fcyor mu?\u00a0D\u00fcn birlikte \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz yurdumun durumuna h\u00e2l\u00e2 \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcyor mu?\u00a0Bundan sonra ne olacak o biliyor mu?\u00a0Biliyorsa neden bana da s\u00f6ylemiyor?<\/p>\n

\u00d6l\u00fcm bir s\u0131r… M\u00fcthi\u015f, gizemli bir s\u0131r… Arada minik ip u\u00e7lar\u0131 verse de \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclm\u00fcyor, \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclemiyor, bilinmiyor… Meraktan \u00f6lsen de \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc yok!..<\/p>\n

Babas\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6lece\u011fini bile on be\u015f g\u00fcn \u00f6nceden r\u00fcyas\u0131nda g\u00f6r\u00fcp kendisine yorumlatm\u0131\u015f ve daha pek \u00e7ok r\u00fcyas\u0131 \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f biri olarak… Ho\u015f art\u0131k \u00f6yle mesaj veren r\u00fcyalar g\u00f6rmesem de; Akci\u011fer sertle\u015fmesi hastal\u0131\u011f\u0131 nedeni ile bende kalan annemin ertesi g\u00fcn\u00fc tedavi i\u00e7in hastaneye gidece\u011fi gece uykusunda “Geldin mi Ali’m?\u00a0Dur \u00e7antam\u0131 haz\u0131rlayay\u0131m sonra \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131z” diye rahmetli babamla konu\u015fup say\u0131klad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n sabah\u0131 kaybetti\u011fimiz ger\u00e7e\u011fini ya\u015fayan ben… Bunlarla yetinmiyorum, ama elimden de ba\u015fka bir \u015fey gelmiyor!..<\/p>\n

Kesin bir \u015feyler var ama biz bilemiyoruz…<\/p>\n

Oooof… \u00c7\u0131kmaz sokak… \u0130\u00e7im s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yor… Bir \u015feyi \u00e7\u00f6zememek beni m\u00fcthi\u015f daralt\u0131yor…<\/p>\n

\u00d6l\u00fcm\u00fcn g\u00fcld\u00fcreni olmaz ama yine de kafay\u0131 yemektense esprili olan \u00f6l\u00fcm \u00f6yk\u00fcleri ile biraz g\u00fcl\u00fcmseyelim biz en iyisi…<\/p>\n

Haydi bakal\u0131m ba\u015flayal\u0131m…<\/p>\n

1600’lerin \u0130spanya Kral\u0131 III. Phillip ate\u015fin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda \u00e7ok uzun s\u00fcre oturdu\u011fu i\u00e7in v\u00fccut \u0131s\u0131s\u0131 \u00e7ok y\u00fckselmi\u015f ve \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f. Peki kral \u00e7ok \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131\u011f\u0131 halde neden ate\u015fin \u00f6n\u00fcnden \u00e7ekilmemi\u015f. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc bunu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek onun g\u00f6revi de\u011filmi\u015f. Bu g\u00f6rev saray \u015f\u00f6minecisinin g\u00f6revi imi\u015f ve ne yaz\u0131k ki \u015f\u00f6mineci o g\u00fcn izinli imi\u015f!..<\/p>\n

Astronot biliminde \u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131r yaratan Tycho Brahe isimli Danimarkal\u0131 bilim adam\u0131 tuvalete gitmedi\u011fi i\u00e7in \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f! 16. Y\u00fczy\u0131lda yemek bitmeden sofradan kalk\u0131lmas\u0131 ho\u015f kar\u015f\u0131lanmazm\u0131\u015f. Tycho Brahe davetli oldu\u011fu bir \u015f\u00f6lene gitmeden \u00f6nce tuvalete girmeyi unutmu\u015f. Yemekte i\u00e7kiyi fazla ka\u00e7\u0131ran bilim adam\u0131 tuvalet gitmek i\u00e7in izin isteyemeyecek kadar nazik oldu\u011fundan idrar kesesi patlam\u0131\u015f ve 11 g\u00fcn ac\u0131 \u00e7ektikten sonra \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f…<\/p>\n

Amerika’da y\u0131ld\u0131z olmay\u0131 \u00e7ok isteyen ve ba\u015fvurular\u0131na yan\u0131t alamayan yirmi d\u00f6rt ya\u015f\u0131nda bir gen\u00e7 k\u0131z umutsuzlu\u011fa kap\u0131larak da\u011f\u0131n tepesindeki Hollywood yaz\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n “H” harfinden atlayarak intihar etmi\u015f. \u00d6l\u00fcm\u00fcnden bir hafta sonra gelen mektubu ev arkada\u015f\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f. Mektup gen\u00e7 k\u0131za rol teklif ediyormu\u015f ve rol\u00fc intihar eden bir gen\u00e7\u00a0k\u0131zm\u0131\u015f!..<\/p>\n

Marto ve Roberto adl\u0131 iki karde\u015f birbiri ile hi\u00e7 ge\u00e7inemiyormu\u015f. Kendisi ile dalga ge\u00e7mesine dayanamayan Marko karde\u015fini tabanca ile \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. Fakat karde\u015finin \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcnden be\u015f dakika sonra da kendisi de \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc karde\u015fi ile ayn\u0131 solunum yolunu payla\u015fan yap\u0131\u015f\u0131k ikizlermi\u015f!..<\/p>\n

1901 y\u0131l\u0131nda bir adam kendini bir f\u0131\u00e7\u0131 i\u00e7inde Niyagara \u015felalesinden a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 atm\u0131\u015f ve \u00f6lmemi\u015f. Fakat zorla f\u0131\u00e7\u0131ya soktu\u011fu k\u00f6pe\u011fi korkudan burnunu tek hava deli\u011fine dayam\u0131\u015f ve sahibine yer vermedi\u011fi i\u00e7in adam havas\u0131zl\u0131ktan \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f!..<\/p>\n

1998 y\u0131l\u0131nda Frans\u0131z bir adam intihar etmeye karar vermi\u015f. Bunun i\u00e7in deniz k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131ndaki bir yamaca t\u0131rmanm\u0131\u015f ve yama\u00e7taki kayaya bir ip ba\u011flay\u0131p boynuna ge\u00e7irmi\u015f, ard\u0131ndan garanti olsun diye de bir \u015fi\u015fe zehir i\u00e7mi\u015f ve kendini ate\u015fe vermi\u015f. Sonra da u\u00e7urumdan a\u015fa\u011f\u0131ya atlam\u0131\u015f. Tam atlarken elindeki silah\u0131 ile ba\u015f\u0131na ate\u015f etmi\u015f. Kaderin garip cilvesi ya… Silah\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kan kur\u015fun sekmi\u015f ve boynundaki ipi koparm\u0131\u015f. D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce deniz suyu yang\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6nd\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f. Su \u00e7ok so\u011fukmu\u015f bu y\u00fczden v\u00fccudu \u015foka girmi\u015f ve zehiri kusmu\u015f. Adam\u0131 tesad\u00fcfen g\u00f6ren bir bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131 hastaneye kald\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Fakat adam hipotermi yani v\u00fccut \u0131s\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7ok fazla d\u00fc\u015fmesi sonucu \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f! Garibim kendine bu kadar i\u015fkence edece\u011fine ke\u015fke so\u011fuk hava deposuna kendini kilitleseymi\u015f!<\/p>\n

Neyse…<\/p>\n

Amerika’da 1995 y\u0131l\u0131nda bir kola makinesinden bedava i\u00e7ecek almaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan adam makineden f\u0131rlayan kutu kolan\u0131n kafas\u0131na isabet etmesi sonucu \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f… Neye niyet, neye k\u0131smet!<\/p>\n

1983 Y\u0131l\u0131nda Amerika’n\u0131n San Diego eyaletinde polisler taraf\u0131ndan h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131k yaparken yakalanan kad\u0131n e\u011fer kendisini b\u0131rakmazlarsa \u00f6lene kadar nefesini tutaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylemi\u015f. Polislerin bu iste\u011fi kabul etmemesi sonucu kad\u0131n nefesini tutmu\u015f ve morarak \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f!\u00a0\u0130nad\u0131n b\u00f6ylesi de zarar!<\/p>\n

Amerika’da bir hayvanat bah\u00e7esinde g\u00f6revli olan fil bak\u0131c\u0131s\u0131 rutin temizli\u011fini yaparken filin d\u0131\u015fk\u0131s\u0131 alt\u0131nda kalarak can vermi\u015f…<\/p>\n

Khay Rahnajet isimli Irakl\u0131 bir ter\u00f6rist i\u00e7inde bomba d\u00fczene\u011fi olan bir paketi posta ile suikast adresine g\u00f6ndermi\u015f. Paketin \u00fczerinde yeteri kadar pul olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in posta servisi paketi geri postalam\u0131\u015f. Paketi alan acemi ter\u00f6rist pakete bomba d\u00fczene\u011fi kurdu\u011funu unutarak paketi a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f, bomban\u0131n patlamas\u0131 sonu par\u00e7alanarak \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f!<\/p>\n

E\u015fine \u015faka yapmak isteyen Jake Fen isimli bir adam kendisini asm\u0131\u015f s\u00fcs\u00fc vermi\u015f. Eve gelen e\u015fi kocas\u0131n\u0131n kendisini ast\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce bay\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Bu s\u0131rada kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k g\u00f6ren kom\u015fu kad\u0131n i\u00e7eri girmi\u015f. Jake ve e\u015finin \u00f6ld\u00fc\u011f\u00fc zannederek evi soymaya kalk\u0131\u015farak ne varsa toplam\u0131\u015f. Evden tam d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karken Jake kad\u0131na tekme atm\u0131\u015f. Kad\u0131n cesedin canland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 zannederek korkudan \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f!<\/p>\n

M\u0131s\u0131r’da \u00e7ift\u00e7ilik yapan bir adam tavuklar\u0131ndan birinin Nil nehrine d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc farkedip tavu\u011funu kurtarmak i\u00e7in nehre atlam\u0131\u015f. Fakat girdaba yakalan\u0131nca k\u0131y\u0131ya d\u00f6nememi\u015f ve yard\u0131m istemi\u015f. Adam\u0131n yard\u0131m\u0131na yeti\u015fen o\u011flu da girdaba kap\u0131l\u0131p birlikte yard\u0131m isteyince adam\u0131n kar\u0131s\u0131 k\u0131zlar\u0131 ve di\u011fer o\u011flu da suya atlam\u0131\u015f fakat onlar da ba\u015far\u0131l\u0131 olamam\u0131\u015f ve alt\u0131 ki\u015filik aile bo\u011fularak can vermi\u015f, fakat tavuk kurtulmu\u015f!..<\/p>\n

Sonuncusu da benden olsun…<\/p>\n

Gecenlerde do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcm i\u00e7in Facebook sayfam\u0131 payla\u015f\u0131ma a\u00e7maya u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yorum, bir se\u00e7enek \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ma “\u00d6ld\u00fckten sonra sayfan\u0131z\u0131n miras\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 kimi istersiniz?” K\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 i\u015faretledim. Ona da bildiri gitmi\u015f. Muzur \u015fey hemen yan\u0131t yazd\u0131 “Yaa Faceyi de\u011fil, evi b\u0131rakcan evi!”<\/p>\n

Hep g\u00fcl\u00fcmseyece\u011fimiz nice bayramlara…<\/p>\n

Kaynak: Tuhaf \u00f6l\u00fcmler!.. – H\u00fclya SEZG\u0130N<\/a><\/p>\n

Yaz\u0131ya 521 d\u0259f\u0259 bax\u0131l\u0131b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kurban bayram\u0131 ya, bu g\u00fcnlerde \u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc \u00e7ok d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr oldum… Bunda elbet pek \u00e7ok neden var. Birinci s\u0131rada memleketimin i\u00e7ler ac\u0131s\u0131 durumuna \u00fcz\u00fclmekten ve \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fcm\u00fc payla\u015fmaktan ba\u015fka elimden pek de bir \u015fey gelmiyor ondan… Yani ruh halim sakat… \u0130kincisi ise ge\u00e7enlerde ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir yak\u0131n\u0131m\u0131n kay\u0131b\u0131… D\u00fcn sohbet edip, kimi zaman dertlesip, kimi zaman da kahkahalarla g\u00fclerken […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5758,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12853,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12852\/revisions\/12853"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}