Zibil\u0259 qals\u0131n bu \u201ckliyent vseqda prav\u201d- s\u00f6hb\u0259ti. T\u0259s\u0259vv\u00fcr el\u0259, s\u00f6z d\u0259 dey\u0259 bilmir\u0259m. Des\u0259m \u00f6z \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259yim\u0259 bais olacam. V\u0259… d\u00f6z\u00fcr\u0259m. Di\u015fimi d\u0131rna\u011f\u0131ma q\u0131snay\u0131b ![\"El\u015f\u0259nmusayev\"](\"http:\/\/kultur.az\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/R0VAROwN5SPW-300x300.jpg\")
d\u00f6z\u00fcr\u0259m. Bu is\u0259 s\u0131fari\u015fl\u0259ri, atmacalar\u0131, t\u0259hqirl\u0259ri ard- arda s\u0131ralamaqdad\u0131r…<\/p>\n
Amma ofisiant \u201ckruq\u201dunda da yaz\u0131lmam\u0131\u015f qanunlar var. Bunu m\u0259hdud dair\u0259d\u0259n savay\u0131 kims\u0259 bilmir. N\u0259dir o? Deyim. Dem\u0259li bel\u0259: \u018fg\u0259r ofisiant t\u0259hqir olunursa, bu m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259 ofisiant \u201cob\u015fak\u201d\u0131nda d\u0259rhal m\u00fczakir\u0259y\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131l\u0131r. M\u0259tb\u0259xd\u0259. Yerind\u0259c\u0259 d\u0259 \u201cf\u0259tva\u201d verilir. C\u0259za anlam\u0131nda. H\u0259ddini a\u015fan g\u0259d\u0259 t\u0259kdirs\u0259 \u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259, xan\u0131m\u0131 il\u0259dirs\u0259, o zaman xan\u0131m\u0131na kokteyl apar\u0131l\u0131r. Amma… apar\u0131lmadan \u00f6nc\u0259 h\u0259min kokteyl\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn ofisiant hey\u0259ti t\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcr. Doyas\u0131ca!<\/p>\n
H\u0259l\u0259 daha a\u011f\u0131r c\u0259zalar da var. Onlar haqda dan\u0131\u015fmay\u0131m. Sonra yem\u0259k – zad yey\u0259 bilm\u0259rs\u0259n\u201d.<\/p>\n
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Evd\u0259 arvad\u0131na s\u00f6z dey\u0259 bilm\u0259y\u0259nl\u0259r toyda ofisiant\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131r\u0131r. H\u0259yat\u0131nda \u201cdal\u0131\u201d il\u0259 bir qap\u0131 a\u00e7mayanlar ofisianta 500 manatl\u0131q i\u00e7ki a\u00e7d\u0131r\u0131r. D\u00fcnyaya y\u00fcz minlik ma\u015f\u0131nlar\u0131n\u0131n \u201cpodpress\u201dind\u0259n baxanlar \u2013 h\u0259min d\u00fcnyan\u0131n h\u0259r \u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6r\u0259nl\u0259r\u0259 \u0259mr edir, tap\u015f\u0131r\u0131qlar verir, s\u0259s qald\u0131r\u0131r…<\/p>\n
K\u00fcbar insan k\u00fcbard\u0131r. Aksiomad\u0131r bu. O yan-bu yan\u0131 yoxdur. \u00d6ld\u00fcr, el\u0259m\u0259z bel\u0259 \u015fey. Amma o ki, qaqalar var e…. \u015f\u0259kil \u00e7\u0259kdir\u0259nd\u0259 arvad\u0131n qorxusundan m\u0259cbur\u0259n – xo\u015fb\u0259xtc\u0259sin\u0259 g\u00fcl\u00fcrl\u0259r, ta n\u0259 bilim r\u0259qqas\u0259 salona gir\u0259rk\u0259n, yen\u0259 d\u0259 arvad z\u0259hminin m\u00fc\u015fay\u0259ti il\u0259 a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcb ma\u015f\u0131n\u0131 (guya) yenid\u0259n \u201cparkovka\u201d edirl\u0259r, oturdu\u011fu masada 5 sm – lik radiusdan o yana baxa bilmirl\u0259r, xan\u0131m\u0131n bir \u00e7imdiyi il\u0259 50 ya\u015f\u0131nda d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcb ortal\u0131qda Ciminin mahn\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 \u201cs\u00f6k\u00fcrl\u0259r\u201d… Bax, onlar ac\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kimd\u0259ns\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xmal\u0131d\u0131r! Ba\u015fqa yol yoxdur…<\/p>\n
\u00d6z\u00fcnd\u0259n z\u0259ifl\u0259ri \u0259z\u0259n, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 hardasa m\u00fctl\u0259q \u0259zilmi\u015fdir! Faktd\u0131r bu. \u00dcst\u0259g\u0259l, daxild\u0259 dombalan t\u0259k\u0259bb\u00fcr\u00fcn, kompleksin s\u0259b\u0259bi. \u00c7\u00fcnki, d\u0259yyus da d\u0259yyusdur. K\u00fcbar\u0131n k\u00fcbar oldu\u011fu kimi. Varl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc haralardasa g\u00f6st\u0259rm\u0259lidir, b\u0259yan etm\u0259lidir, bildirm\u0259lidir. M\u0259n\u0259viyyats\u0131zca olsa bel\u0259….!<\/p>\n
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Siz he\u00e7 \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc ofisiant yerin\u0259 qoydunuzmu? – Bilmir\u0259m. Amma m\u0259n qoydum. H\u0259tta x\u0259yal\u0259n onlar\u0131n paltar\u0131n\u0131 geyinib, \u201cbabo\u00e7ka\u201ds\u0131n\u0131 bel\u0259 taxd\u0131m. Toyun, m\u0259clisin ba\u015flama saat\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6zl\u0259dim. G\u00f6r\u0259s\u0259n, qulluq el\u0259diyim masada kiml\u0259r oturacaq: \u0259xlaql\u0131m\u0131-\u0259xlaqs\u0131zm\u0131, alka\u015fm\u0131-dindarm\u0131, ziyal\u0131m\u0131-g\u0259d\u0259mi, u\u015faqm\u0131-b\u00f6y\u00fckm\u00fc, avto\u015fmu-piyadam\u0131…? \u2013 Bax bu r\u0259ngar\u0259ng suallar\u0131n i\u00e7ind\u0259 vurnuxub, kar\u0131x\u0131b qald\u0131m. \u00dcst\u0259g\u0259l, vahim\u0259l\u0259ndim. H\u0259l\u0259 ke\u00e7mi\u015f sinif, qrup yolda\u015flar\u0131n\u0131, k\u00f6hn\u0259 sevgilil\u0259ri, b\u0259dxah qon\u015fular\u0131, ya da bir az pullanan kimi ba\u015f\u0131ndan yek\u0259 m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259t ver\u0259n qohumlar\u0131 demir\u0259m… H\u0259r an\u0131n stressdir! \u2013 H\u018fR ANIN!!! V\u0259… bu da azm\u0131\u015f kimi \u2013 arvad\u0131na \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6st\u0259rm\u0259k ist\u0259y\u0259n g\u0259d\u0259l\u0259rin s\u0259ni t\u0259hqir etm\u0259 perspektivi… bir tik\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k ucbat\u0131ndan \u00f6z\u00fcnd\u0259n \u0259ksikl\u0259rin s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc udma m\u0259ziyy\u0259ti… yem\u0259k dadl\u0131 olmayanda, ya da i\u00e7ind\u0259n n\u0259s\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xanda a\u015fbaz\u0131n \u0259v\u0259zin\u0259 cavab verm\u0259 m\u0259cburiyy\u0259ti… f\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131qla, \u00e7\u0131rtma ll\u0259 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131lma \u201cl\u00fcks\u00fc\u201d…
\nHans\u0131 birini deyim?!<\/p>\n
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Bir ofisiant\u0131n – yer\u0259 t\u00f6k\u00fcl\u0259nl\u0259ri s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcb x\u0259k\u0259ndaza y\u0131\u011fmas\u0131 bilirsinizmi n\u0259 dem\u0259kdir? \u2013 H\u0259m d\u0259 300 n\u0259f\u0259rin i\u00e7ind\u0259?! Bilmirsiz. Bilm\u0259zsiniz! Bunun \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn onun yerind\u0259 olmaq, onun ya\u015fad\u0131qlar\u0131n\u0131 ya\u015famaq laz\u0131m…<\/p>\n
\u0130ki il \u00f6nc\u0259 m\u0259nim d\u0259 i\u015ftirak\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 oldu\u011fum bir m\u0259clisd\u0259 bel\u0259 hal ya\u015fand\u0131. Masada oturan nurani, a\u011fbir\u00e7\u0259k bir qad\u0131n d\u00f6zm\u0259yib ofisianta qay\u0131td\u0131 ki, o\u011flum s\u0259n ki\u015fis\u0259n, ver m\u0259n s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcm. N\u0259s\u0259 i\u00e7im \u00e7\u0259kmir, a\u011f\u0131r g\u0259lir m\u0259n\u0259 ki\u015fi yer s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u0259nd\u0259…<\/p>\n
Yax\u015f\u0131 b\u0259s ofisianta verdiyiniz 5 manat\u0131n i\u00e7ind\u0259 – onun h\u0259m yol, h\u0259m \u00f6vlad\u0131n\u0131n oyuncaq, h\u0259m d\u0259 evinin bazarl\u0131q x\u0259rcl\u0259rinin oldu\u011funu nec\u0259, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcn\u00fczm\u00fc? M\u0259nc\u0259 bunu da d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u0259diniz! D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u0259 bilm\u0259zsiniz! D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcns\u0259niz, bir \u201cizalent\u201dli be\u015fliyi bu q\u0259d\u0259r n\u00fcmayi\u015fk\u0259ran\u0259 \u015f\u0259kild\u0259, ham\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6r\u0259c\u0259yi t\u0259rzd\u0259 t\u0259qdim etm\u0259zdiniz, masan\u0131n bu ba\u015f\u0131ndan o ba\u015f\u0131na \u00f6t\u00fcrm\u0259zdiniz…!<\/p>\n
Ofisiant\u0131n bilm\u0259diyi, g\u00f6rm\u0259diyi \u015fey yoxdur. \u0130nan\u0131n. Makiyaj ad\u0131yla \u00e7\u00f6l\u0259 \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b tamada il\u0259 ayaqyolunda sevi\u015f\u0259n \u0259rli qad\u0131nlardan tutmu\u015f, ta \u00f6z toyunda fotoqrafa gizlinc\u0259 n\u00f6mr\u0259 ver\u0259n g\u0259linl\u0259r\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r…
\nBax bu q\u0259d\u0259r D\u00dcNYAG\u00d6RM\u00dc\u015eD\u00dcR onlar..!<\/p>\n
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Bizd\u0259 ofisiantlar\u0131n \u00e7oxu diplomludur. M\u0259hz diplomlu. Bayaq qrup yolda\u015f\u0131 s\u00f6hb\u0259tini el\u0259-bel\u0259 xat\u0131rlatmad\u0131m. V\u0259 ya xaricd\u0259, d\u00fcnyada, Avropada o k\u0259sl\u0259r ofisiant i\u015fl\u0259yir ki, t\u0259l\u0259b\u0259dir… zaman udur, ev\u0259 ziyan vurmamaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn m\u00fcv\u0259qq\u0259ti pul qazan\u0131r. Bizd\u0259 is\u0259 camaat institut qurtar\u0131b ofisiant olur. H\u0259m d\u0259 bir t\u0259k ofisiant yox, taksi s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fcs\u00fc, g\u00f6z\u0259t\u00e7i, f\u0259hl\u0259, hambal…<\/p>\n
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Bu \u0259hvalat\u0131 is\u0259 bir ba\u015fqa dostum dan\u0131\u015f\u0131b m\u0259n\u0259. Olan s\u00f6hb\u0259tdir. Dem\u0259k, bir boynu yo\u011fun qaqa\u015f i\u00e7ib g\u00fcl vurandan sonra ofisianta qay\u0131d\u0131r ki, 250 manat ver\u0259c\u0259m. Amma dombalaq a\u015f…<\/p>\n
Ofisiant\u0131n t\u0259klif qar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda susqunlu\u011fu is\u0259 adam\u0131 bir az da co\u015fdurur: “Al\u0259, m\u0259n\u0259 250 ver\u0259n olsa var – yoxuna l\u0259n\u0259t d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u0259d\u0259n boynumu yer\u0259 qoyub f\u0131rlanaram”. V\u0259 bunu deyib \u015faqqanaq \u00e7\u0259kir…
\nOfisiant otaqdan \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r. Gedib dig\u0259r ofisiant dostlar\u0131n\u0131 hal\u00fc – q\u0259zadan agah edir. Onlar da el\u0259mir t\u0259nb\u0259llik, at\u0131\u015f\u0131b 500 manat d\u00fcz\u0259ldirl\u0259r. Pulu da verirl\u0259r t\u0259hqir olunan h\u0259mkarlar\u0131na…
\nOfisiant i\u00e7\u0259ri girib pulu stola at\u0131r: “Hayd\u0131 qo\u00e7um, 500 manat\u0131m var. 2 \u201ckruq\u201d dombalaq ist\u0259yir\u0259m. \u00d6z\u00fcn dedin ki, pul ver\u0259n olsa a\u015faram. H\u0259m d\u0259 a\u015fmayan \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn var – yox s\u00f6hb\u0259ti var”.
\nQaqa\u015f dombala\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u015f\u0131r, hesab\u0131n\u0131 verir v\u0259 bir g\u00f6z q\u0131rp\u0131m\u0131nda r\u0259dd olub, itir…<\/p>\n
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Yaz\u0131ya 704 d\u0259f\u0259 bax\u0131l\u0131b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ofisiant tan\u0131\u015f\u0131m dan\u0131\u015f\u0131b m\u0259n\u0259: \u201cBir g\u00fcn p\u0259z\u0259v\u0259ngin biri arvad\u0131 il\u0259 toya g\u0259lmi\u015fdi. M\u0259nim qulluq el\u0259diyim masada oturas\u0131 oldular. M\u0259clis ba\u015flayandan adam\u0131n \u0259mrl\u0259ri d\u0259 ba\u015fland\u0131. Onu g\u0259tir, bunu g\u0259tir. Arada – s\u0131rada h\u0259l\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131r\u0131rd\u0131 da \u00fcst\u00fcm\u0259. H\u0259tta d\u0259rin\u0259 gedib t\u0259hqir d\u0259 edirdi. Zibil\u0259 qals\u0131n bu \u201ckliyent vseqda prav\u201d- s\u00f6hb\u0259ti. T\u0259s\u0259vv\u00fcr el\u0259, s\u00f6z d\u0259 dey\u0259 bilmir\u0259m. Des\u0259m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7513"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7513"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7516,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7513\/revisions\/7516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kultur.az\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}